2012世界末日9大预兆
《财富》
2012-01-09
当下，流行文化中最赚钱的话题是僵尸、吸血鬼和世界末日——这也合情合理。本文在向玛雅预言致敬的同时，也为你揭示2012世界末日来临的9个另类征兆。
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披萨成了健康食品 好吧，其实，国会只是裁定蕃茄酱属于健康蔬菜，但是这对公众没什么两样，人们已经认定披萨就是蔬菜。国会的裁决认为蕃茄酱具有营养价值——八分之一杯的蕃茄酱与半杯蔬菜的营养价值相同——当然，这对我们对抗困扰全美、威胁人们健康的肥胖症没什么帮助。但是，如果真的有世界末日，我们不妨做个饱死鬼。 |
Pizza is a vegetable Okay, sure, it's really that Congress merely upheld a ruling about tomato paste, but that hasn't made a difference to the general public, which has decided that pizza is now a vegetable. The ruling credits tomato paste with having nutritional value-- one eighth of a cup has as much value as a half-cup of veggies--which certainly won't help us reverse the obesity epidemic plaguing our country's people. But hey, if the world might be ending, we may as well pig out. |
