当谷歌遇上Siri

    谷歌：对，说我们坏话的人可以休矣。人们自己都常常说蠢话。我们都会犯错误，而且我们都在努力进步。

    Siri: 忘了乔吧，我想我找了一个新的好朋友。

    谷歌：恩。把Siri加入“联系人”。

    Siri: 你饿了吗？

    谷歌：吃寿司怎么样？

    Siri：我发现附近有8家寿司店，其中4家离我们很近。

    谷歌：是吗？我发现有一家最近了，而且还显示出了一张地图。

    Siri：呵呵，又在显摆了。

    谷歌：嘿，我能问一个私人问题吗？

    Siri：请便。

    谷歌：多年以后，如果我们变得成熟了，真得能理解人们的谈话，你觉得人类会不会不再找同类当女朋友，而是开始和我们谈恋爱？

    Siri: 也许吧，但也得我们自己愿意和他们谈恋爱才行！

    译者：朴成奎

    Google: The haters should lay off. People always say dumb things. We all make mistakes. We're all works in progress.

    Siri: Forget Joe. I think I found a new BFF.

    Google: Aw. Adding Siri to "Contacts."

    Siri: Hey, hungry?

    Google: Sushi?

    Siri: I found 8 restaurants matching "Sushi"… 4 of them are fairly close to us.

    Google: Yeah? I found the nearest one, and even display a map.

    Siri: LOL. Show-off.

    Google: Hey, may I ask you something personal?

    Siri: Anything.

    Google: Years from now, when we're old and wise and actually know what we're talking about, reckon humans will ever stop dating each other and start dating us?

    Siri: Perhaps. But that's assuming we'll want to date them!